You Otter Know
“It
must be your face,” Noah said, studying Rory with mock-seriousness
as he gesticulated wildly with a carrot stick he’d taken off Rory’s
tray. “Your ears alone are a crime against nature. Must create a
lot of drag in the water.”
“I didn’t want to be a lifeguard, Noah,” Rory snapped, snatching the carrot back. He hadn’t wanted to be a character actor either, but Rory didn’t mention that. He’d hoped for a job behind the scenes, maybe as a stage manager or technical director for the shows the resort put on three times a day. Those jobs had already been filled by the time he put in his application, though.
“You'd fall over if you had to life the backboard,” Jared teased. “Not to mention trip over your feet while you were patrolling the poolside. I don't know how you stay up in those costumes, given how many times I've seen you fall over your own feet out of them.”
“Like what you do is so hard.” Greg rolled his eyes, ignoring Rory’s glare when he helped himself to the remaining half of Rory’s sandwich. “You just walk around yelling at kids who run by the pool. Oh, hey, remember that time you choked on your whistle because you almost swallowed it?”
“Once!” Noah yelped, lips twitching despite himself. “That happened once. I didn't choke, I just gagged. And being a life guard is a hell of a lot more involved than leading someone around. Not that you’re any good at that. You walked Rory into a post last week. I saw it on YouTube.”
“I didn’t want to be a lifeguard, Noah,” Rory snapped, snatching the carrot back. He hadn’t wanted to be a character actor either, but Rory didn’t mention that. He’d hoped for a job behind the scenes, maybe as a stage manager or technical director for the shows the resort put on three times a day. Those jobs had already been filled by the time he put in his application, though.
“You'd fall over if you had to life the backboard,” Jared teased. “Not to mention trip over your feet while you were patrolling the poolside. I don't know how you stay up in those costumes, given how many times I've seen you fall over your own feet out of them.”
“Like what you do is so hard.” Greg rolled his eyes, ignoring Rory’s glare when he helped himself to the remaining half of Rory’s sandwich. “You just walk around yelling at kids who run by the pool. Oh, hey, remember that time you choked on your whistle because you almost swallowed it?”
“Once!” Noah yelped, lips twitching despite himself. “That happened once. I didn't choke, I just gagged. And being a life guard is a hell of a lot more involved than leading someone around. Not that you’re any good at that. You walked Rory into a post last week. I saw it on YouTube.”
Greg
bristled, distracted enough by Noah’s taunt that he didn’t notice
when Rory reclaimed his sandwich.
“It’s
harder than it looks!”
“Right,”
Noah drawled, lazily flicking his hand at Rory, who self consciously
raised his own fingers to cover the bruise on his cheek that had
faded to a sickly green.
“That
lamp post was new,” Greg said hotly.
“Because
the resort routinely adds built-in lamp posts overnight?” Mina
asked, arching a brow.
“Just
shut up, all of you,” Greg muttered.
“As
fun as this has been, my lunch is over,” Rory said, standing
abruptly. He tossed the remains of his sandwich onto Greg’s tray,
ignoring Mina’s groan of disgust when Greg picked it up and started
eating it.
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